I always assumed he was referencing BTTF2.

Uhhhh....I always just thought that line was a reference to having been to 2015 in the previous movie.

Wonder what John Schneider is doing these days?

These massacres don’t fit into the mass shooting category as you defined at the beginning of the article. These massacres had very definite targets. The “mass shootings” we’re talking about don’t have clearly defined targets and purposes.

If these two actually go through with this and marry, I hope we all call DC up on their bullshit, and allow Batwoman to be wed as well. I still gurgle in anger everytime I remember how they basically denied her marriage after she proposed to Mags by means of this explanation by Dan Didio.

What I wouldn’t give to be able to resurrect Mel Blanc and pair him with Kevin Conroy (who was, is, and ever shall be the Voice of Batman) to do this.

While I’m not the biggest fan of Morrison’s run on X-Men, I did like how he included an explanation behind the anti-mutant hysteria. It was neat to see an outright viral reason behind humanity just being a bunch of assholes.

Can we just tell her that if cops stop killing black people it will all go away.

No, it’ll be called Family Matters More, in which newly divorced mother of three Laura Winslow More returns to her old family home in the hopes of putting her life back together. While playing with some old scientific equipment in the basement, her youngest son accidentally releases her long-lost fiance Steve Urkel…

The Nazis didn’t start that way either, you fucking ignorant moron.

It’s classic absurdist anti-humor, which SNL has been doing from day one. The Bass-O-Matic in itself wasn’t funny, it was the wholeheartedness of Aykroyd and the stupidity of the premise that made it work. Same with David S. Pumpkins.

I forget who said this (and it may be apocryphal) but supposedly when asked why the Americans beat the Russians in the space race, one NASA rep said, “Our German scientists were better than their German scientists.”

Uhh, that’s not a Funny or Die video. It is a College humor video. I don’t think those are the same.

Not in any way to diminish the sexism at play here, but we hate any change.
We hate new Coke, we hate cherry Coke. We hate when Coke Zero changes to Coke Zero Sugar.
We hate when some store we were never in becomes a Starbucks or a place where millennials buy things we don’t understand.
We are fundamentally fickle and…

Teaser trailer: Marvel’s AVENGERS logo shows up on a dark screen, appropriate music playing, in a blue neon. The number 4 appears after it, same neon. Sparks start to appear; the “AVENGERS” name starts to burn out. The music changes to something appropriately 60's — big, brassy; shades of Jonny Quest — and then, as…

It almost certainly isn’t the case, but I’m going to hold out futile, ludicrous hope that the 60s flashback is a sign that Marvel got the Fantastic Four rights back and they’re going to get set up in Avengers 3 and show up in (appropriately) Avengers 4.

And it’ll be even more amazing if we survive the current missile crisis that’s heating up on the Korean peninsula.

He wants to show Clark he’s not in Kansas anymore.

My brother has a theory that Liam Neeson inherited the “older action star” crown that Mel Gibson was aging into when his career was derailed by that booze-fueled anti-Semitic rant.