I feel like this kid watched Catch Me If You Can and got way too inspired.

The people (though I’m loathe to ascribe any sort of humanity to them) in these videos always return to the refrain, “This is America,” as if that’s supposed to mean something in and of itself. What are they even trying to say? Because if it’s supposed to have some implied/assumed ending, this is where my brain goes:…

He might be nuts, but people who text (or take out their phones at all) in movie theaters are the scum of the universe. Right up there with people in expensive cars who flaunt traffic conventions. What makes you so special?

Are you really trying to defend texting in a movie? Because that’s not ok.

I blame this shit on movies like Armageddon where the experts are brushed aside for the good ol’ boys. “You might have your fancy book-learnin’, but you ain’t never worked on a rig.” (Except even then, those guys had a certain level of expertise...) Movies normalize this kind of thinking in the culture, and there has…

If I recall my civics lessons correctly, about 80% of all new legislation originates in the executive branch. The president and his cabinet propose laws they want to see enacted and send them to Congress. And right now, we’ve got a patsy Congress that will go along with a lot of Trump’s bullshit. So yeah, this is bad.

The first two are free if you have Prime.

The first two are free if you have Prime.

Wtf even is this? So what, a woman needs video evidence that the guy slipped the condom off mid-fuck without her knowing? Go fuck yourself. We all make mistakes, asshole. And in this case, men can walk away from it, and people with means can take care of it, but there is another subsection of the population that is…

Anyone attempting to defend this sack of shit is a scumbag and a moron. There was no reason for him to discharge his weapon. End of story.

The oldest son is a mini version of him. There’s a little bit of that in this (way too nice) profile on Jones from a few years ago:

The really scary thing is that his son is already becoming a mini version of him. I think you get a little bit of it in this article, and I’ve read elsewhere since the rise of Trump that the kid was the most active Trump supporter in the household.

The point is 90% of creatures in this game are very clearly not based on dinosaurs, so why do we insist on referring to them as such?

I’m like 10 hours in right now, and I fucking love it when I come across a new huge robo-dino, try to fight it, and then it does something totally nuts. Like I came across my first Thunderjaw last night, set a bunch of traps and trip wire in preparation to battle it, started firing arrows expecting it to chase me to…

It’s not the world’s first 12-inch scale burrito! It’s the world’s first 12-inch scale chimichanga!!! (A deep-fried burrito...)

Thanks!

I think that the most terrifying thing about that poster is that the Creationists are trying to co-opt the word “science.” If you notice the phrasing, they couch the argument as being between “evolution” and “the Bible and science.” Terrifying.

Hey Patrick, I’ve really been enjoying this series! Perhaps its something you’ll cover when talking about the barbarian kingdoms that took over after the fall, but I would be really curious to read a primer on the barbarians as well – who they were, what their history was, and why they were so hell-bent on fighting…

I dunno...sounds like these biologists just really want a chance to name their own species.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my short time on this planet so far, it’s that trying to change a woman’s mind is about the most impossible thing to do there is. And in the rare instances where it can be done, words – especially “explaining your feelings so she knows how you really feel” – never fucking work.…