The power gains on a GTI tune are nuts. An APR Stage 1 for a MK7 GTI will get you 316 HP and 381 ft-lbs on 93 octane. That will run you about $700. It is so tempting, but I think I would get too many speeding tickets with that much power.

Yep. Those young men were babies once. And fuck babies, right?

Progressive snatch pulls

I still like these things in principle, but I’m bummed they’re not actually modern CRX HFs.

I’m legit looking forward to the “Lonzo Ball finally gets tired of this shit, cuts business ties with his father, father utterly baffled” story that feels like it’s about five years away.

Hm. I need to go to the market. Let’s go for a ride!

I just read through the whole thing, so you guys don’t have to worry about combing through all one page of it. But bizarrely, this Oklahoma law also forces boosters to get written consent from the father before having an abortion.

God, Teddy Bridgewater is so screwed.

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

If you’re going to call someone out for their grammar, at least get it right.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

I’m not even a Raiders fan and I’m excited.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

You don’t seem to get it. It’s not hard. Don’t be a dick just to be a dick.

A vast increase in workload without an increase in either salary or help seems like valid thing to complain about. Will these people see a bonus? Will additional staff be hired to mitigate the rush? No? Then why should anyone expect them to be happy?

Abby something.

Love that this “accidentally single handedly started an HIV outbreak” motherfucker is the face of responsible conservatism.

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

From the link about growth plates: