No joke, I want to run through a brick wall for this guy RIGHT NOW. Holy shit.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Vijay Mallya looks like Guy Fieri’s Indian cousin

These are the few “true fans,” the tourists, who will be sprinkled amongst the empty seats in Vegas:

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay

Why wouldn’t you just say “There’s a dude sleeping on our seats” in the first place?

ISAIAH THOMAS LOSES SISTER —-> SCORES 33 POINTS

ZACH WERENSKI GETS A BOOBOO ON HIS EYE —-> OUT FOR THE SEASON

The optics look bad because of the implied cluelessness, but the point of environmentally friendly cars that are more efficient and with less emissions isn’t to outlaw performance cars or stop making them.

Hey look. It’s a GT-R competitor 10 years too late and at least $50,000 too expensive.

Of course there was debris on the road, it’s the fucking tail. There is sand and gravel on the inside and outside of every corner, random branches fall into the road, pieces from some other idiots wreck, and that’s not even mentioning the other idiots who will be driving too fast and lane cutting.

...there was some debris on the road and the driver lost traction.

Great write-up. My takeaways:

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

Very simple fact. Had Kevin Ward Jr. not exited his race car and walked down the racing surface, he would still be alive. Everything else in this case is irrelevant. If I pull my car over on the shoulder and get out, stepping in front of a semi, is it my fault or the semi driver’s fault?

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Banned due to weight restrictions.

So the two guys holding the towel clearly just held it taught enough so Cormier could push down on it with exactly 1.2 pounds of pressure without it giving. How is that a legal weigh in?

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.