Umm, in order to be super reflective. They’re reflectors...they reflect light and thus need to be super reflective.

Nothing worse than the self righteous highway pace car.

Don’t ever try to apply logic to any of this sort of bullshit.

Compared to a beige Camry or brown Sebring? Plus the Audi is fully loaded, it even has internet.

Don’t joke. The Stag will vomit a cylinder head in your general direction.

99% sure you will die but there’s only one way to be sure...

Same for me. But only because I have no retirement savings and will probably work until I drop dead anyway.

Lol, I normally eat dinner around 7pm, then eat “breakfast” anywhere between 10:30-11:30 am, so that’s about a 15-16 hour fast.

Except for all the chanting of “Putin the Thief” in the streets, yeah, you’re right.

“So quit it with all the big fat knobby mud-terrains”

“God Watches Tim Tebow Plate Appearance; God Denies Tim Tebow Three Times”

This is a solid headline right here.

Washing the laundry is no big deal.

Beards are a solution to so many problems.

Shouldn’t it technically have been Footy McFoot Face?

Hockey Law can be weird

An iPhone .5

If I were an astronaut on the moon with a minibike, like, zero work would have gotten done.

Ford has sold these Shelby GT350 vehicles as track cars built to reach and sustain high speeds...

This is what you find at a lot of non-NASCAR car events anyways. No one cares who’s gay, straight, black, white, asian, whatever. We’re there because we love motorsports. Unless you’re fucking in the bleachers, no one really cares about your preferences.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.