If you’re so smart explain how a bomb in the cargo hold does less damage.

I like a long throw, personally. Ever driven an old 911? Shifting gears is like mopping the floor.

“The camera delivers more than 30 snapshots every second – faster than a cinema projector.”

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

The great throbbing boner of democracy demands more UAVs.

My dog looks just like Ollie! We did an agility class and then did a course at a JRT trial. He was zooming right along and then flew past a jump. I got him to come back, but he almost went over it backwards, a DQ. So I threw my arms up, he stopped, and proceeded to take a shit. Also a DQ.

Trusting a team that took Johnny Manziel in the first round to make smart draft decisions with even more picks is like trusting an alcoholic to watch the bar.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Reporter: Mr. Snyder, what’s your primary sports management philosophy or motivating factor? Is it championship rings? Legacy? Community improvement?

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there’s actually a manual filter on every website ever. its called don’t click on shit you don’t wanna read.

Is it tiring having to couch every fucking thing in terms of liberals vs conservatives?

Yup, I somehow read this as Adrian Peterson. Fucking hangover. Worse, I like Foster a lot and was sorry to see him retire after all those injuries. Anyway, a knee injury joke was probably the direction I’d have gone in had I read this correctly.

Shit.

Foster’s relationship with his daughter is a light in the darkness that is this world. You’re thinking of the wrong guy.

why would you just assume wolves can’t read?

This is why I’ve never dated a Khardashian

If Penn State is precedent, the hellfire would have been almost fully rescinded by now.

Yeah, he’s not accounting for the volume of all the gas produced by the combustion of the fuel. Not to mention the exhaust gas is going to be heated so it will occupy a significantly larger volume than the amount of intake air. Kind of a crappy explanation for someone with a channel called “engineering explained”

Ah, the hypocrisy is thick. Remember when he went after the Khan family and accused HRC of using them as a political prop? Fun times, man. Fun times.