Ozil, all day long. Bale is very good, and when on form he's a joy to watch, but Ozil is a team player, and he can control the game with his positioning, passing, and all around tactical smarts. Just in a different class IMO.

He also said he should consider it a feather in his cap.

Which is pretty rare, if you ask me...

Dude, that is an AWESOME trailer. "Your move, creep." Seriously, when I saw the trailer for RoboCop in the 80s I was so stoked to see it. And then it exceeded my expectations. The new trailer had no personality, outside of Sam Jackson (who barely had any), whereas the old one was bristling with energy.

I saw a fun episode of Danger Man (Patrick McGoohan pre-risoner) that took place on them. Frankly, it looks rather terrifying to stay there for any length of time...

These jokes are way too corny. I don't want to sound sour, dough.

The first two were not that good - Christopher Columbus is a terrible director and they were just straight up kid's movies with lots of FX. But the series gets deeper and darker, and the rest of the series is quite good imo. Some of the films are better than others, but some very quality filmmaking, solid acting,…

Danger 5 - the most awesomely funky hunk of cheese since that slice of 6 year old brie I found in my fridge last year.

Danger 5 - the most awesomely funky cheese since that 6 year old hunk of brie I found in the back of my fridge last year.

So what you're saying is a douche bag billionaire who wants to own a sports team, which is what douche bag billionaires love to do, is a douche bag? Color me confused.

Pffft, 1960s, when James Brown and TAMI Show was a thing.

Venice Beach? I lived in Venice Beach for 12 years and none of that looks remotely familiar. It's been a couple years, but still...

Or is it the girdle?

Of course he's not the devil - he's John Steed! Oh wait, no...he's Sir Dennis Eton-Hogg!

That's not a cover, it's a movie poster.

He need some hands on therapy. Luckily, there's a happy ending to this story.

She's in Spain, where the drinking age is 18, so she can buy a shitty wine cooler if she wants to!

'Dump town' like Seattle? That's hilarious. I agree regarding playing at a top notch Euro club better than being in the MLS, but the sport here is growing by leaps and bounds. Seattle is fucking awesome, and having been to a bunch of Sounders games I can unequivocally state the atmosphere at the stadium is electric…

Ok, perhaps it wasn't 'analysis' but still I stand by my statement. I think that perception though is more than several years old given the influx of American players across Europe in 1st and 2nd division teams in England, Germany, Italy, etc. I only mentioned several players - there's a bunch more I didn't include…

Also, Altidore, Bradley, Tim Howard, Jermaine Jones, Diskerud, Geof Cameron, Fabian Johnson, Cherundulo, Brek Shea, Brad Guzan (among others) all play on major Euro teams. Your analysis is...faulty.