"If you pay $7,500, they'll let any douchebag become a member."

Frankly that sounds MUCH more awesome, in almost every way.

Mywrong

And it's only taken him 14 years to recognize how insanely offensive the name is!

A feather in your cap for that one.

And it only took him 14 years as owner of the most racist name in sports!

You don't need to be a keeper to know that...

The Oklahoma players are going home Sooner than they wanted.

To be a striker on, say, Estonia's national team, meh...To be a striker on Brazil's national team, yes, you have to be very good. Strike that, better than very good, you have to have exceptional talent. Do I think he's one of the world's very best (Messi, Zlatan, even Neymar, etc)? No. But he's an excellent player…

I'd forgotten he'd also done a rather formidable stint at Porto as well before heading to colder climes. But still, I'd love to see him on a more regular basis.

Yeah, he's just on Brazil's national team. What a chump!

Not that good? He plays for Brazil. Like, you know, BRAZIL. And 54 goals in 99 games for Porto ain't exactly shabby.

He is really fun to watch when he's on a tear. I really wish Hulk played in a better league with more exposure. Japan, then Russia? Why is he not destroying defenders in England or Italy?

Can't wait until he gets traded and someone else on the team has the #12 so he's forced to get another number...

Holy crap, Allah is Samuel Jackson?

Zlatan is not impressed.

"pure unadulterated debauchery that soiled the integrity of Minnesta high school basketball" 3/13/14 NEVER FORGET

He's clearly rubbing his Wenger the wrong way.

As we all know, the Mets have a Chinaman's chance to make the playoffs. On a related topic - who the hell says 'Chinaman' anymore? It's like calling someone a Redskin. Sheesh.