We can probably stop calling this the "post steroid era".

Why did Gawker advertise for known misogynist Bill Maher?

I go into the storage closet and weep.

But does Evo-Shield harness the awesome power of apples?

I challenge your math, sir.

Well hopefully they let in President Unicorn McSunshine so they can have a competent black politician then.

Yes, and the South Side is so RAYCESS. Right. Do they even allow blacks in Wrigley Field?

My hairdresser got carpal tunnel syndrome, was told the same thing. Ended her career.

Pictured: Presidential candidate Mitt Romney stands next to the bust of deceased broadcaster and current Obama voter, Harry Caray.

"it's taking advantage of a poorly worded loophole,"

What you don't seem to understand is he was doing business with associates from the Second Mile and making A LOT of money. If his child-raping friend Sandusky's exploits were made public, no more Second Mile, no more profitable business deals. His riches were indirectly gained from the rape of children. Try to…

Don't bother boycotting MSNBC, no one watches it anyway.

For this offense, she was sent to a confused Michael Phelps for a good "stoning."

Saban went after Grimes because of a long lecture stating she's what's wrong with America today. She's living off of decent, hardworking people like her. Futhermore if she had lived in any other country, she would have starved.

LOL, Fox News is krayzee! RACISTS!—Gawker commenteriat.

I just got around to reading The Road. I could really see it go down like that. Not sure I'd want to be around to see that.

Thought I saw a similar headline last month: Blackhawks Don't Want to Soften Patrick Kane's Blackout Policy

I would have thought he'd go straight to his agent to see how much the kid wanted for the popcorn.

Most of the asshole Knick fans wouldn't buy the fact that Brees wasn't Dave Cowens.

PETA is going to like the intentional increase in the duck's sodium intake.