You just do. I can't give an explanation.

then you decide to bring the kid into the liquor store, feeling equally scummy. It's a no win situation.

You and I are roughly the same age. Without fail, I get up at 2am every night to take a leak. Should a man of my age be doing this already?

This goes right up there with athletes who don't call cabs/limos and drive drunk. Don't shovel your own snow...be safe...call someone.

I approve of this question.

Guilty white progressives, not just all NFL fans.

I find it hilarious the same people making fun of Tebow worship absolutely lose their shit over RGIII. The liberal cock sucking is tremendous. Yes, I know RGIII is the QB of the two that can actually play..but he's idolized by bloggers like teenage girls idolize Justin Beiber.

Well this works out, since he you know, can't fucking play anymore.

Shorter Levin: Lovie was fired because of racism.

Not surprising, as they also don't know anything about politics.

Why does a company full of atheists have a Christmas party?

"They also can't take into account that guns are already in circulation."

Liberal response: "Just, like, get rid of guns and shit."

Actually I pray to climate change, holistic healing, and Keynesian economics....ALL of those things are real, and work!

oh shit, did I get it wrong? you're still probably a grad student in your mid 30's.

Seriously, go back to your barista job and your 100k student loan debt due to your useless theology degree and go fuck yourself.

Oh, making sense? Speaking the truth? Yeah...so crazy.

Duurrr durrr...all religious people are like WBC! I'm a retarded liberal! Yey!

Thank you for this post. I will no longer bring my TV into a Starbucks, go to the can, and leave it open for people to hack my TV. It's now my greatest fear.

I swear this post is missing something. It's touching on all the right wingnut ideas: