Belisario apologized profusely for his foolish cocaine use, explaining he thought he was doing steroids.

Atlanta trainers were concerned when Chipper walked in wearing a diaper, then struggled to do his "happy dance".

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After his appearance, Hamilton had a near relapse due to all that chalk dust exposure.

Up next on the Herd was Randy Moss, who called in to talk about his NFL comeback. All Colin could ask about however, is who he should take in his pick four at Gulfstream.

I can see why the Taiwanese claim him. He is very animated on the court.

Now nigga's, wops, AND tranny's are offended. Thanks Drew.

I can't believe they had the nerve to do this.

Because neighbors have complained Sandusky has been watching children at a nearby elementary school from his back porch, prosecutors are arguing he shouldn't be allowed out of his house except for medical reasons.

Coincidentally, @MermaidBanger says his girlfriend's name is Ariel, and she lives in Niagra Falls.

@MermaidBanger's is at least being honest with everyone that the only women he can get are imaginary.

Now to find a wedding coordinator who will provide the chicken and beer...

Rodney Harrison pats down TSA agents.

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You usually comment on Gawker? You should probably call me a bigot then.

This shouldn't be confused with LES-SPN, who just got exclusive rights to WNBA broadcasts.

Thomas hates it when Claude Julian has to use Plan B.

"That last drive left me unfulfilled."

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Tim Lincecum once went a whole month without scoring a bowl, and had to resort to aluminum foil.