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Ice cream is surprisingly pleasant coming back up.

Steamed ribs? Is that an Albany expression?

Which Bulls player was the most ineffective yesterday? Just the Rip.

"It felt like losing your virginity, honestly," Travess said.

RIP those poor kids' chance at a normal life. Sandusky is probably so sad today, he doesn't even feel like raping a boy.

"No Mr. Barry, it says crabs....you should not run for mayor of Boston."

Inhibition! Oh man, that takes me back. Anyone remember Liz? Think that one welcomed me into puberty.

That's terrific. +1

Greg won't be able to get the puck out of the friend zone.

I know. I hate being told to get a job instead of collecting welfare and having babies.

Looks like a night out with Teddy Kennedy and Chris Dodd to me.

Being an Eagle, he has clock management issues and didn't realize it was 6am already. Sheesh, lay off the guy.

It's fairly obvious she's also in the grease racket.

Occupy Wall Street takes what is a perfectly noble cause—demanding that corporate interests not be allowed to overwhelm the democratic process—and then ruins all that goodwill by fulfilling every possible stereotype that people have about dipshit liberal protesters, including having rules in place to ensure that the…

Just off camera:

Joy Behar was named "Cunt of the Week" after facing off against Hasselbeck 4 weeks in a row, coincidentally.

"I can't sit up here and look at it like, oh man, my critics are racist,"

To Keith,

Also terrified looks in relation to Space Mountain: Ric Flair's creditors.