I have a million of these...

Not really a blooper but memorable enough to inspire Bill Hader’s SNL Herb Welch character.

Hmmmmm.......

The Lions are so bad they made Sanders and Megatron straight up just quit football.


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Johnson’s still only thirty goddamn one!
Calvin should call Belichick, we’ll get him on that TB12 rabbit food and he’ll be loving it all again.

“Isaiah Thomas will be out for the remainder of the Celtics’ sad, fumbling attempts to look like a professional basketball team on the same court as the Cavaliers.”

I’m pretty sure that since last year, we’re undefeated when Rapinoe kneels for the anthem, and on the verge of going 0-2 when she stands. Thanks, patriots.

So what? I failed to get 69 out of my wife last night and you don’t see that on the front page of Deadspin.

I like this dog and this bird.

but I admire his grit as well as his moxie

Well, let’s narrow it down. Sounds like something a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy would say. Which team is owned by a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy?

What makes you think anyone is scared of criticizing the Patriots? Also, your analogy is worse than the one in the video.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

What a horrible, frightening experience for an innocent child. I can’t believe he had to watch a Mets game.

She isn’t.

I feel like when the bullpen runs over to baseball brawls it’s like showing up sober to the bar at closing time - you feel awkward, out of place, and eerily aware someone might hit you

We’re going to have to double our Patriots surveillance budget this week