@LjTheFa

He could be an awesome Buzz Lightyear on Halloween! So much win.

That has Mile High Club written all over it.

All I could think of is if the actual steel handle slipped from his hand, he'd be dead. Most high powered slingshots are set up like wrist rockets for a reason.

I know lots of women that look better when I drink.

Pretty sure this is a cross between what they play in the planetariums and some Pink Floyd song played in reverse.

My kids have purchased games on my Live account, using the surplus points I have on my account, and then bought in game gear. Doesn't bother me, but just saying that this could be another case of a similar scenario...

Easily possible if you had a prepared piece of paper with a wax pattern on it. Used to do something similar, but less intricate, as a kid.

It's not that big a deal.

You condoning the legitimacy of him wantonly breaking the law, for Herr Steve and these two parkers? You do not know if he had a placard issued 2 yrs prior to his current health issues, and I would doubt he did.

Even though it's fake, they still have douchey Apple zealots, parking on the crosswalk in their bimmers... Not unlike Sir Steve, with his Benz in the handicapped spots. Priceless.

That is exactly my thought, as well.

Jack, cool to know that Shaws now lets you slice your own meat, scoop up your own potato salad, and carve off a 3/4lb chunk of that yummy Emmenthaler cheese, Mr. "I have never once interacted with a person at my local supermarket".

Must be a VERY slow week in comedy. That's for sure.

Free drinks for life? PM me your contact info. It was me!

I also did, then realized his face was nearly flappy enough.

Don't you mean: .) ??

Not as fitting as a BOZO tattoo would have been for his forehead.

@Joseph Larson: She shaved her beard.

I saw his collection at the Boston Museum of Fine Arts. At the time, there was a fuss as to automobilia being fine art, until the exhibit opened. All were stunning...