Sadly, her own co-creator, Yoshio Sakamoto, wrote that garbage.

Well, er, even using that comic, Other M has some SERIOUS issues.

I'd prefer something stealing her powers over her being functionally retarded, however...

It's a win-win. We get entertainment, the game gets the best publicity ever, and horny teenage boys everywhere go "whoa! Hot lesbians?! We gotta buy this game!"

Did you not ever play the T-RATED "Bully" game?

One day my preference for girls dressed up as lobsters covered in honey will be cool too...

You never know:

Never say never.

She came entirely out of left field. I just... I mean... why? Who was asking for Jessica Chobot to be in the game? Even if they were (and they weren't), why agree? And then, after hearing her terrible performance, continue on? And after seeing her terrible model, still keep going on? And to then program in not just…

Bioware has a terrible track record of putting real people in video games.

See, that's the problem. Take games that had potential (and all those games DO have potential) and IMPROVE upon it in a follow up. The original Final Fantasy games weren't all that great either, and yet they improved and improved until games like FF4 and FF6 and FF7 catapulted them into powerhouses.

Don't forget this masterpiece:

The FF4 DS remake was actually, I thought, supremely well done and showed a team headed by much of the original staff that clearly cared and gave a damn (unlike the FF6 mobile remake).

Well, it can play DS games... which included updated ports of games like Final Fantasy IV, Chrono Trigger, Dragon Quest, and others....

I've seen other screenshots in action that prove the opposite. ESPECIALLY in motion (seeing how all the trees and foliage comes alive and sways with the wind and storms is amazing on PS4).

There was an officially titled "Definitive Edition" of Bayonetta?

But... but the infinite power of the CLOUD!

It's a pure, visceral action movie in a very 80's style. The hero is big and tough, the villains are slimey and loathesome, the humor is dark, and the action is loud and relentless. It's a fun, violent action movie that utterly destroys the original movie. It is to the Stallone movie what The Dark Knight is to Batman…

If the system was as good as Microsoft claims, people wouldn't need to be bribed to tell others how good it is.

I just beat this last month: