That cave must be a treasure trove for the fertilizer seeker.

This.

“We’re constantly doing socially inappropriate things when we’re inside our mobile bubbles. We cut in line, steal parking spots, fail to use our turn signals, and move ahead at a stop sign when it’s not our turn. We engage in aggressive and risky maneuvers that put our lives—and those around us—at risk.”

Ya lost me at “too much meat.”

“This is still probably primarily a still camera...” Wow, Sherlock, very observant.

What? No close-up of a mountain goat foot? C’mon Giz, get with the program!

Due to Sea Level Rise

He’s made his money through his connections, not his ideas, and certainly not his leadership.

“As the leaders of 196 countries negotiate a carbon emissions goal for the planet to prevent an environmental apocalypse, the real work will fall to the companies that will need to deliver change to consumers.”

Agreed, although it’s comical that you include Gore in your examples.

“Do we care?”

Did the bulk of the training for all my marathons on a treadmill. In front of a big screen TV. With wireless headphones. Netflix loved me and I loved them. Never ran on a snowy day.

My rule. Make up your own rules if mine don’t suit you.

Stop drinking your calories. Unless it’s alcohol. That is all.

“cnidarians”

Where’s the emoji for “total fail”?

Abnormal? No. Fortunate? Yes.

I read in Discover that our second molars can exert a bite force between 1,100 and 1,300 Newtons. So I’m calling BS on your “five times more force than a human being.”

Nobody gives a fuck Giz. Bring us some tech news!

The math works great for a particular age or generation (which one, I can’t finger in my current state), but I would imagine there’s some sort of relationship to the inverse of the square of the age in that equation. In my college days, the quantity was much higher (maybe 2X?)... and as I see my elderly parents in…