Yeah, I’ll play that card.

I don’t get this binge watching. Life is too short to be parked in front of a screen like that.

There, fixed that for ya.

And cumin. Can’t have guac without a dash of cumin.

You catch on quick. ;-)

I’ve conducted hundreds of interviews and every single person who’s asked that question right after the interview is still working for our company today. He’s been with us for about 15 years now.

Did the bulk of the training for all my marathons on a treadmill. In front of a big screen TV. With wireless headphones. Netflix loved me and I loved them. Never ran on a snowy day.

The math works great for a particular age or generation (which one, I can’t finger in my current state), but I would imagine there’s some sort of relationship to the inverse of the square of the age in that equation. In my college days, the quantity was much higher (maybe 2X?)... and as I see my elderly parents in…

““You basically just always feel like you’re doing a horrible job at everything,” Aimee Barnes told Miller.” Yeah, if you work at the EPA, that’s probably true.

I must’ve missed something. How the fuck is Ahmed “influential”?

I think of that one scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark with with Arab swordsman... and I can only chuckle.

Damn, I think you nailed it!

You’re kidding about the Vibrams, right?

You’re kidding about the Vibrams, right?

... and good riddance.

I, for one, do not give a fuck. I enjoyed the shit out of it and that is all.

There, fixed it for you.

Not everyone wanted to see Serena get the Grand Slam. Some of us see her for the embarrassment that she is to both the sport and her country.

Publishing this on jezebel is akin to preaching to the choir.

TL/DR. I had a prof years ago who was the author of the textbook for his own Advanced Dynamics class. Worst. Textbook. Ever. I think he may have been brilliant, but he was a worse instructor than anybody I’d experienced to that point in my life. I did some research and found out his was the only class IN THE NATION…

“One of those fears is that sometime soon, someone is going to storm over the border or out of the cities, kick doors in, and steal the America way, and that when that happens, you have to be ready to shoot those someones dead.”