You write as if the alternative is a better one. I’ve NEVER had a bad experience with Uber, Lyft, etc. MOST of my experiences in taxis have been bad... they ever put new shocks in those pieces of shit?

Just a precursor to this:

I’m good with that message. Phuck the PC police!

Yeah, I’ll play that card.

I don’t get this binge watching. Life is too short to be parked in front of a screen like that.

There, fixed that for ya.

And cumin. Can’t have guac without a dash of cumin.

At least you’re pretty sure you have no children.

“You wouldn’t imagine that in the back of a taxi, we put an extra steering wheel or brake pedal there for the passenger to grab ahold of anytime.”

Great goals. Poor execution. That’s just the way the government does things.

Or you could dam up a couple rivers.

You catch on quick. ;-)

I’ve conducted hundreds of interviews and every single person who’s asked that question right after the interview is still working for our company today. He’s been with us for about 15 years now.

It’s an evil plan to reduce the population of “those who cannot afford to eat.” Give them nearly expired food and eventually they’ll get sick and perish.

A perfect pancake is not.

Anyone really surprised?

No, but on the flip side he shouldn’t be making comments about shit he knows nothing about.

Oh wait, a relatively young lawyer with literally no scientific or engineering expertise or formal training in said subject, who was appointed to this position by a similarly trained and experienced politician, says it’s a “very solid idea.” Yeah, and my doctor also thinks the weird knocking sound from under the hood…

“Lead poisoning the drinking water of Flint is the worst possible disaster.”

Methinks it’d be equally as humorous to design a language around several other campaigns. Errr... wait... maybe not... we can’t take ANY of these candidates seriously!