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    “The gym is a place where you’ll (hopefully) spend a fair amount of time...” Ummm... no. If you’re spending a “fair amount of time” at the gym, you’re doing it wrong. Or you’re trying to score a date with a fitness nut. Save your $$ and work out at home and outside.

    “... I also think Jeb is a good candidate as well, but I’m a Democrat so I will vote Hillary...” therein lies the problem. Methinks there are more options than Jeb and Hillary, but I doubt most folks, like Ja Rule, even know that.

    Not everyone gives a shit. IMHO it would’ve been a colossal waste of a a lot of people’s time, and added to the girth of already fat/lazy gamers the world over.

    Holy fuck! Are you serious? Polka dot socks? YOU, SIR, ARE A HERETIC! <runs from room, flailing arms>

    Holy fuck! Are you serious? Polka dot socks? YOU, SIR, ARE A HERETIC! <runs from room, flailing arms>

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    "...he's generally smarter than 99% of the people he's in the room with."

    Oooohhh, well then it's ok to do it to Mariah. Amirite?

    This analysis is so flawed that this is the only comment worth making.

    Downey Jr. has you "journalists" wrapped around his finger. Get a clue.

    Hydro Flask Insulated Stainless Steel Water Bottle Wide Mouth with Hydro Flip Lid, 18-Ounce. This is the most desirable mug in the coffee-drinking world. This double wall vacuum insulated stainless steel water bottle keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours and hot for up to 12 hours. I've left iced coffee (or what's left…

    Hydro Flask Insulated Stainless Steel Water Bottle Wide Mouth with Hydro Flip Lid, 18-Ounce. This is the most…

    Wait, where can I get one those vacuums?

    If it helps all these fat (and stupid) sumbitches lose some weight, wtf, let 'em do it...

    This thing is a pile of crap. Blows up on me when making bulletproof coffee.

    This thing is a pile of crap. Blows up on me when making bulletproof coffee.

    Women: ruining everything for men since the Garden of Eden.

    Interesting side note:

    Don't buy the shit in the first place... it really ain't that good for ya.

    Showed this piece to my neighbor who works at Burger King. He said, "Damn right! I fuckin' need a fuckin' raise bitches!" Then he marched back into his apartment, took a bong hit, plopped down on the couch, and turned on that stupid-ass E! channel.

    I've gone through more than my share of electric razors. The best have been cheap Brauns, the worst by far have been the Norelco "three-way flexing head" razors (what a joke). My vote goes to the Braun PocketGo P-70, which I believe has been replaced be model M60 or the M90. You can't go wrong with an electric razor…

    I've gone through more than my share of electric razors. The best have been cheap Brauns, the worst by far have been…