1. Turn off your machine and go play a game that actually requires you to MOVE!

"...beyond our control." Utter bullshit.

That Portlandia clip exemplifies why I don't watch the program (or any programs for that matter). Shit it stupid.

Me: Hello?

Step 5: Click the link to the Wired article because the explanation in the first four steps don't make any damn sense.

It's the Jesus car. Not to be confused with the Jesus Diaz.

Wait, the Northern United States' Provinces won gold, defeating the United States proper? In women's hockey? And someone actually gave a fuck?

He fuckin' launched that shit!

Everyone here votes that you post the Tesla vid. Or it didn't happen.

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight??

You make a good point.

Every few days? We're fucked...

Doesn't matter what he says, his movies are still absolute crap.

Fiona was hardly a princess. Ok, so she was a princess, but she wasn't a princess.

The fuck is wrong with her eyes?

Math. If you can do it, you'll quite often find a quick answer. If you can't, you might find yourself blowing in the wind. Me? I did some math, paid off my house in 5 years and now live rent-free in a house that's worth a LOT more than I paid.

Er, I believe it's "poopchute".

And once again, not a single shit was given.

Looked like a perfect toss to me. Guy deserves a raise.

I clicked 0n this in horror, saying to myself, "what the fuck??"... thinking I'd just read "APE".