This video could easily be 8 hours long and it still wouldn't cover everything. Pretty much every second of the show is either doing a running joke, or setting up a running joke for future use.

I like the name Need for Speed Rivals, I guess it's not especially awesome, but I'm fairly certain that the previous 5 games have all been named Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit, and it's been very confusing.

I'm confused, is the subscription service like Pandora, or is it more Spotify, or is it like that Zune membership thing from long ago? I don't fully understand what "access all of Google's song's" entails.

If Apple can win a lawsuit because another tablet is rectangular and has buttons, then I think being a grey animal, with a pop-tart body, and pooping a rainbow is clearly enough to say that they are functionally the same thing, not to mention, they literally call it Nyan Cat. And the only reason it isn't 8-bit is…

I used to wish I could make friends, but now I made robots instead.

Next time the UN meets, can we pass some kind of international agreement that bans those pants that are the hideous offspring of skinny jeans and parachute pants please?

That looks really cool. I would imagine that they basically have the walls, ceiling some of the furniture and the camera, all on a rig that wheels around the floor. Then when it moves, it looks like the floor, the guy, and the chair/couch are moving around. That's a pretty neat effect.

Another attribute that makes the two very similar is that if it were not for the relatively simple effect, the whole video would be horribly unremarkable. Just a dude walking along a street and his friends keep messing with him and he jumps and stuff.

I find that I learn the best when I'm on my own and winging it, but it really helps to have some sort of group show off to, get good critiques from, and be able to ask obscure questions to without being yelled at for posting in the wrong sub-forum. So even if you're the loner type like me, at least find some people…

Reddit could be up there if it weren't for the fact that you delete your comments and then your entire account as soon as someone you know figures out your username. I guess that's why I like it, it's an anti-social network.

It's still in beta (or alpha or w/e) and so there isn't currently a way to remove a dead body and put it in the morgue. So my first game, 10 minutes in, my Warden is murdered and I can't get move the body. So the janitor just keeps mopping up the new blood that pools every couple of hours, and I can't do anything else…

I care in a societal way, in that I don't want companies to aggregate data to use for potentially malicious purposes. However, in practice, I tend to not put as much effort into protecting my own accounts, since I tend to not put overly personal things online in the first place. I don't have to worry about someone…

Well, it's a matter of getting hair right, which they haven't. I imagine that's also why he's bald, and all of the Crysis characters are are soldiers with short crew cuts.

It looks beautiful, there is no doubting that, but I for one would like for the physics, material, and destruction engines to get some attention. It baffles me that the game with the best destruction physics is from 2009, Red Faction: Guerrilla. That's just sad.

It looks nice, I'll grant it that, but I was really looking forward to some better destruction physics. Like, actually using physics instead of walls that are pre-rendered to break in only one way, not matter how they are hit. The pre-planned quicktime type events have good looking destruction, but lots of time is put…

This is essentially what the high-end high-speed camera's do. If you're waiting for something to pop or explode and you're not sure exactly when it's going go, you don't want to have it recording for 10 minutes waiting for it. When you're shooting at a crazy high frame rate and possibly a high resolution, space fills…

When you're up on a perk, the best thing I can equate it to is one of those sniper flash games that were very popular when people started learning to use Flash and Addictinggames.com was prevalent. It's that, but suped up. I enjoyed those games, and I enjoyed this one. I always like the sneaky method in games, and…

Well your email address is difficult to change, but unless you have some very special setup, changing the wifi password is simple and easy to update on your other devices, so you don't have to keep that embarrassing password.

Yes, because you know what is less cumbersome than telling them a password? Telling them to download a certain app, on their data plan speed, since they aren't on your wifi yet, and then telling them to friend you, in which you'll have to spell out your possibly embarrassing personal email address or username, and…

He showed up at one point, but Fury made him leave because they weren't allowed to have two black people.