I think he'd be a good Nightwing/Robin (I no idea if they're the same person, don't hate me) rather than Batman. He'd have to bulk way the fuck up and be far moodier to be Batman. Sure, no one knows who Nightwing really is, all past versions of Robin cannot exist in this gruff universe, and Batman is iconic, but…

I think it's safe to say he's going for the darker ending...

Between Battle School and Command School, the two are practically like different books, but all of it is important, so I hope they don't cut out too much.

They look mostly the same, which is ok by me. GTA IV looked great on PC with even medium settings. I'm just glad things aren't looking so brown tinted anymore. Bringin' back the color.

Can they get Michael Ironside to dub the voice?

That was fucking terrible. It's like a talk radio wacky sound-effect soundboard threw up all over the video.

The trilogy obviously went off the rails at the end, but J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson was always perfect, I hope he comes back, even if it is slightly universe breaking.

Heck, they made the zombies move together almost like a liquid, it's really weird looking.

My good friend Matt Golman spent the day trying to validate his political bias in much the same way, but he did it with a bunch of different intelligence metrics and made a pretty graph.

Vote: Jaybird Freedom Sprint

I thought China had first dibs on taking over the US once Obama was re-elected?

Well, that's alright, since you aren't FUCKING allowed to install non-Metro apps, and there are no good Metro apps right now.

Things I like:

Compared to the Nexus 7, it's not looking so sleek. It's got a giant bezel, and the back looks cheap. With that huge amount of bezel, I think they had better call it the Nexus 8, because that's the effective screen size.

All I want to know is whether I will be getting crappy rain, or awesome snow here in DC. I'm from the west coast and I want to see some snow already.

My beast desktop running Win 8, and an SSD OS drive, and it boots up (totally off to launch of chrome) in 37 seconds. I am very happy with it.

I'm really glad they didn't turn Speed Racer into a gritty, brown and bloody version for theaters. I really liked it, and someday I plan on cutting together a trailer set to Cake's song: The Distance. I always felt they could go well together.

I tend to name my computers after characters in books I've recently read.

first thought was, what the fuck is "let mein"? Some very popular German thing? It took me longer than I care to admit to get what it meant.

Yes it is... and for a second I was like... Jon Stewart cosplay? Where the fuck did you see that?!