Sick paint job bro.

Thanks for the advice, dipshit number 3.

It’s hilarious to see the cavalcade of dipshits rushing to excoriate Izzo who also think it makes sense to compare coaching D1 basketball to raising young children or coaching their pee-wee football team. How dumb do you have to be to think these are in the same galaxy? I sense a high level of fan behavior…

The government already “artificially” sets the price of gasoline by giving subsidies to oil and gas and underwriting their access to oil reserves through deploying our military and giving away public lands for pennies on the dollar. We just aren’t paying for those things at the pump, along with all of the other…

The truly annoying thing is that they are utterly, utterly unnecessary. One of the surest signs that automakers think we are a truly stupid species is that sticking a really shitty and expensive and far less functional phone to the dash is seen as some sort of “upgrade”.

Aubrey’s a redshirt junior.

Had a good chuckle while imagining Patrick saying “swag out”. 

This kid has worked harder than Drew’s ever worked at anything besides maybe trying to finish an entire large pizza. That he thinks he has the right to “stick up” for him is some serious white savior shit.

Stop trying to create a controversy when there is none. Oh wait, that’s the entire reason this site exists. My bad, carry on.

The kid doesn’t care. Why are you intent on making him a victim? My guess is that you’re a fan of another team. Sad really.

They don’t care what the kid thinks because that would disrupt their outrage.

I think the “had to be restrained” angle is interesting. Just because he WAS restrained, doesn’t mean he had to be. Did Eric Garner HAVE to be restrained? Of course not. If you need anymore writing tips, let me know, but I know you guys are dedicated to this Izzo heel turn.

Also, fire Calipari.

Coach yells at a player, Deadspin’s fee-fees irreparably damaged.

It's a shame he can't hit a guy that's yelling at him?

My friend's parents, and by extension my friend, and by extension me, had a new one of these when we were in high school in the mid-90's. I loved that car. They later had a Duster. Also great. Sorry, for a relatively poor kid that drove his parents' '91 Camry most of the time, these were positively exciting.

Is the reason they decided to sacrifice cargo space with the liftback design on the X and Y drag coefficient?

Paying $400/month for 30 years to pay off my grad school loans. It’s really annoying to think what I could be doing for my (not gonna happen) retirement with that money. Or my kids. Or the fact that if I could afford to pay $780/month, I’d be done in 10 years.

Over a decade ago, I went to Japan with my brother and his girlfriend and we met up with an acquaintance from back home. We flew on separate itineraries. I was surprised to find out that he had successfully smuggled weed in. I gotta say, being high in Tokyo is a pretty awesome experience.

He was past his prime by that point, but as a Pistons-obsessed kid in the 80's, I definitely loved Dantley.