this is what we talk about when we talk about good kinja, my brother.

I've fought and defeated over thirty animals on this list. #CrimingWhileWhite

There's gonna be Christy Mathewson posts coming today!?!?!?!?

I feel like the Hold was invented solely so that middle relievers could contribute stats to fantasy baseball lineups.

Philadelphia 76ers' players, ranked

#lolocaust

He may also want to rethink the new nickname he gave himself this offseason - the NBA Finals Solution.

More good playoff football? Good. An excuse to squeeze another mediocre .500 team into the tournament every year? Blech. I'd rather see the best play the best without having the possibility of injuring players against a mediocre team getting in the way.

I sincerely hope the end result of this article being published is Priefer being unemployable as an NFL coach.

From the video it appears that the statue fell over on its own, but it turns out Lenin was brought down by an invisible hand.

These literally never get old.

Based on the content of this small excerpt, I'm pretty sure this is the greatest book ever written. Get out my face, Bible.

Then one time I was just hanging out in the ring and this little fucking pissant white boy named Little Mac got all up in my face. If I hadn't been on coke, I probably would have laughed and called one of my boys to politely escort him out of the gym with an autographed picture for his trouble. But I was, so I…

It's always interesting to read about superstars and find out they are just like us!!!!

I feel like the Cleveland fans are fine with Haslam. I bet they would be fine with Haslam even if he is in jail. I bet they would be fine with the team being owned by a group of deposed dictator war criminals as long as none of them were named Modell.