Tell Daniel Day Lewis that “Lincoln: The Prequel” is all mine.

When I worked for CBS we had one of these. HR jumped in and said the further replies would result in disciplinary action. That was a hoot.

Two minutes later:

First the NHL, now the NBA. I’m gonna show up at a baseball game with my glove like a chump and start throwing balls in the parking lot. See if my old 86mph heater and circle change can get me a gig.

“How was your weekend?”

“God likes his athletes in the same way that a 60 year old guy likes the preteens he meets on a trip to Thailand... willing to get used up and fucked over for only the vague promise of a better life.” - Sister Jean

Just to bring some clarity, there was a City Council meeting down the street where they were going to do a public forum on the Stephon Clark murder. But there were a couple outbursts (one from Stephon’s brother) and as usual the Council used that as a way to stop the forum and silence the crowd. So rather than…

This one’s for you.

Fuck it. I’m gonna ask. Does anyone else fail miserably when they try to have anal sex? I’ve got everything else down, but it’s like when I try to kneel behind a girl and they’re on all fours, I just can’t get there. And I’m not bad in the length category. It’s just like my legs are too short? I dunno. Anyone else?

She’s intelligent, doesn’t take bullshit... how about WWE’s first full time female color analyst? Put her on Smackdown to be the Corey Graves of that brand.

You’re gonna make me login and post a comment for the first time in months. Shit.

I’ll put money on him finding a way to get Arky Vaughn in the top 50.

I work in the workforce development field, which coordinates business needs with jobseekers to train people to fill the immediate and long-term hiring needs of businesses. It is a program that focuses on preparing people with barriers for careers, while being led by business owners. In every way, it is a…

I’m a Cleveland Browns fan, and I’m still waiting for my team to come back. 22 years and counting.

Yeah, right behind this guy...

Trump is a moron, but this guy is right. You can say what you want publicly, but you can’t expect the Commander in Chief to keep you around as you do so.

I am anti-death penalty, because I don’t believe that the state should have the ability and the go-ahead to kill its citizens.

I’m a max effort guy, Albert.

I hope the Colisseum stands empty for every Raider game this year. Not even opposing fans should go. They wanna celebrate Vegas now? Then let’s just make believe they’re already there too. Fuck the NFL and the Raiders. And fuck any fans who show up for games the next couple years. You are traitors too.

Yep.