To those who hate Coldplay, who would you rather see? There just isn’t much out there in terms of acts that can perform live and have a big enough sound for a Halftime show.

Nobody’s going to talk about how Brooklyn loves “too” watch Cluff Lee pitch? Or the three extraneous apostrophes in the reply that calls people twitiots?

This is so much ESPN.

Somewhere in Hell, Art Modell is looking up and cackling. Right before another hot poker gets jammed in his ass.

This hero/villain stuff sounds like an attempt at rationalization for raping that girl in Colorado, along with whatever other miscellaneous crap he did that we don’t know about.

Is this guy moonlighting as WWE’s head writer?

I cut the cord so I'll catch the results and highlights instead. My life is so much better for the hours I save every weekend.

My annual Nas post:

As a lifelong Browns fan, there’s one obvious person to blame for this whole Johnny Manziel fiasco.

Man... In Sacramento we’ve got local talk radio acting like the playoffs are a foregone conclusion after the Kings’ 4-7 start. The same record Houston has. Hilarious.

Or, there’s always this...

I managed a grocery store for a few years, so I have quite a few stories. A lot of the better ones involve poop, but I’ll save that for the “Inexplicable Toilet Stories” section.

So his memory has been wiped of any mention of the Kardashians?

This is a damn shame! These boys are exposing the business! - Jim Cornette

I can speak for all Browns fans when I say... if the Colts get rid of Chuck Pagano, we’d scoop him up in about five seconds.