Wait. Let me guess. You’re a... Donald Trump supporter?

Okay, Greg Valentine. You can stop now.

I need a translator for this shit. Get offa my lawn.

These are the Dudleys I like best.

Then they can cycle on and off of testosterone to make their class. Like weight classes.

He painted his body half black for a Wrestlemania match against Bad News Brown.

Did you say Jerry Gallo? I said Jerry Callo!

I am a Browns fan. My 8 year old is too. I'm raising him that way to teach him early that life sucks. Please don't call CPS on me.

I agree with the sentiment of this story. However, one only has to take a look at the Sacramento Kings to find out what happens when an owner doesn’t have “a guy” and just cycles through people, looking for the one who has a magic potion. Like it or not, Arte chose Scioscia to guide his decision-making. Which is just…

This should be an interesting test of the progressive ideal that self-identity should trump biology. If it’s true for gender, can it also be true for race?

I, for one, agree with the cunt.

And the IOC announces the return of their longtime preliminary sport, “Bribery”. On a lesser scale than other multi-national sports organizations, but an event to look forward to nonetheless.

Sacramento resident here. KJ is a shady motherfucker, but most NorCal people are really stupid about stuff like this. See: Barry Bonds. Sure he’s a scumbag but he’s our scumbag so FUCK YOU is the attitude of this whole region. As we keep getting screwed.

Hey guys, this dude stopped his Saturday routine of providing handjobs to barnyard animals long enough to post a really lame attempt at humor in response to an unposted comment that he really, really wants you to think is funny!

I make some pretty fucked up comments on here sometimes, and I’m telling you... take the fucking video down. There’s a kid in a hospital right now wondering if his mom's going to make it. If she lives, keep it. If she dies, we don't need a video of her last screaming moments on this earth. Take the shit down.

The best part of that call is near the end where the commentator says "Wow." Summing up the feelings around the Netherlands about this utterly insignificant loss.

I’m still tortured by this one.