Man Who Knowingly Stepped in Puddle of Knee-Deep Shit: “What the hell?! There’s shit all over my pants!! How on Earth did That HappEN?!”

only instead of an easy-on-the-eyes hero saving his sister, it stars an ugly older fellow saving his daughter.

So is blood-and-guts-and-decapitation fully normalized now?

At the very least, couldn’t they have one of those quick saves that automatically delete themselves when you load them? Then people can take breaks without worrying about losing anything.

Shoulda just called it a “Demon Turtle Penis”, then Nintendo could do nothing.

At one point, he even admitted to being afraid to leave the vehicle.

A few biscuits short?  I thought she was the whole endless breadsticks at Olive Garden.

Headline made me think the guy died over the past 10 days.

how can one even use this as a mousepad?

Why is Quarantine travelling?

If you’ve been following the trends in board games, this is not weird. The Dark Souls and Bloodborne games also came out on Kickstarter. Not only is it a way to gauge interest, Kickstarter has become a marketing and hype machine in its own right; it’s gotten to the point where some KS-addicts wont even look at a game…

I was about to say, did Bravely Default’s art style always mix chibis with Thunderbirds?

I hope you enjoy it!  The masks in the center are just *chef’s kiss*

So just because some random assholes took an old word for “random-silly-stupid” and used it for “retarded”, we all gotta stop using it now? I’m all for being aware of the negative connotations of the words we use, but at the same time I’m really tired of giving random assholes the power to dictate the rules of our…

I was very excited at the opportunity to preorder the 4xLP Persona 5 soundtrack ... only then I found out what the actual album arrangement was.

I’ll pass on the bath house if they can just give me that food stall!

If what they mean is “we’re not gonna give $1,400 to people making over $150,000", then good. Is that what they mean?

I think it’s only bullshit if that single lucky hit more than makes up for all their other mess ups. In the good fighting games, a good player should be able to understand the pacing of the fight and dance around it accordingly.

“they miraculously connect with a well-timed ultra and follow-up with a gnarly punish and you lose”

*the scheme is perhaps better known to ordinary folks in its unsavory sexual context; this is where it gets its name.