The device mount is genius 

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

these kinds of puns keep me coming to this comment section

I like Long’s roof.

God that airport is such a dump.

That’s because they’re smoking bunk weed.

must be the hanging headlights!

Should get better in a few months, I heard they’re widening the tunnel.

That’s because she’s always getting rear ended.

Biggest traffic buildup is the line to my ex-wife’s bedroom.

Ok bro...I’m sure Cody will hit up is local Craigslist for a high-quality Lamborghini Huracan.

Boxers, and a CVT Pathfinder?

Depends on the underpants and the car.

Fake news! I’ve been getting speeding tickets in manual-transmission cars for years now. YEARS.

Was just going to post “California .... need we say more”

Bamboozled by rain again. Typical California...

yea but this is NorCal