Duffed

I followed your posts over on nasioc in real time last night and it almost brought a tear to my eye. Seriously awesome. Especially after reading the saga of how this car came together. This guy has bad luck with thieves!

SICK

You sir, are both a gentleman, and a scholar.

Holy shit dude, you da realest MVP

If I were the owner, I would absolutely be buying you a drink right now.

Bravo, sir. You are the first detective of the new GRAND THEFT OPPO! (not my title)

Sweet deal dude! Sorry I doubted you. You are the hero we deserve.

^^^This is how Roselli actually talks.

AYYYYYY OOOO DIS GUY WHAT U TRYIN’ TO SAY ‘BOUT THE I-TALIANS?

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Hah!!!

Which of course will never affect them, since they maintain their vehicles with absolute perfection.

Where can I buy a road with a corner in it for under $60k?

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

“Joke”. Ok. You’re always complaining about Aaron’s AOTD’s, playing it off like a “joke” is like that bully in elementary school that does just that when called out. Grow up. Use your commenting power to catalyze good discussion or present a well thought-out point. Stop bitching.

But unlike an elected official, it has zero bearing on your life or the institutions you rely on. So fucking give it a rest.

Skyfall did it well.