The plot sounds very similar to The Professionals (1966).   That said, I’m all in for this one.

I seriously hope there’s a third season of “Documentary Now”.

So it’s Reign Of Fire, but without the enjoyable entertaining cheese that was Reign Of Fire???

Of course reading this story automatically makes me think of this:

Half of Bob Mould’s material is perfect break up material.

Smoking Popes: Destination Failure

Possibly the best current film composer. Such a huge loss. R.I.P.

Or maybe believe victims.

So him beating his wife doesn’t qualify him as human garbage with you?

Wife beater.

Can Gary Oldman please not win an Oscar for his performance as Droopy Dog? The dude is human garbage.

AV Club commenters, shush! Disparaging this movie is a bootable offense! It’s one of their proudest traditions!

I really hope this means that Sonny Chiba shows up:

I remember 15 years ago when they were trying to do this that Christopher Walken was going to play Ozzy Osbourne (snorting ants) and Val Kilmer was going to be David Lee Roth.

I came here to post this. I love that movie, but the opening is seriously the best part of the film and nothing matches that.

Well all these answers made me sad....

Excellent news. Loved all his “Conan Without Borders” episodes. My personal favorite moment still is this from the Cuba visit: