JEFF!

Let me tell you about the first penis I saw:

The appearance of glamour. Now that an American has joined the BRF the coverage has gone into overdrive. Members of other royal families could walk past you on the street and you wouldn’t know them. Princess Madeleine of Sweden is currently living in Florida with her husband and kids, no one would know because their…

I think it’s largely because it has nothing to do with us. I mean, I’m not particularly obsessed with them myself, but it’s like “look at this weird arcane shit our cousins across the pond do! How fancy and obsolete! We don’t have anybody wearing crowns, look at those sparkly crowns!” I think it’s the same impulse…

I think you’re reading too much into an isolated moment. They are wrangling three small children at an event where they know they’re on full display. And I wouldn’t expect them to be beaming at each other constantly like besotted newlyweds at this point. I’d hate to have my public interactions with my husband under…

George and Louis are (often) scowling.  Charlotte on the other hand, always looks like she was born to do this.  

The fact you had blogs like Jezebel do two entire separate pieces on Curran in which she was described as Beyonce’s “new enemy” (I guess sarcastically but with Jez, who knows), making sure to let us all know her social media addresses and with photos taken from it,  shows that the Beyhive may be a problem but there’s…

It worked for me. We’ve been together for almost 32 years. Not a typo, we were broke and fresh out of college, that’s why we were roommates. And our anniversary is in August, so there is something to that instinct, “It’s 90 degrees in this un-air conditioned rathole of an apartment. Let’s hop into bed together and…

I met a super geeky, super shy, super HOT dude when I was 18. We hooked up after a beach party, but after we’d boned he started CRYING. Turns out, he was also super RELIGIOUS. I wasn’t just the first girl he’d had sex with, I was the first girl he kissed. We saw each other off and on all summer, thankfully with no…

Ugh, that sucks, dude. Fucking babies, they are so goddamned cute and yet they can make soooooooooooooooo much wreckage of your well-laid plans.  

What I thought was just a Burning Man fling is still going almost nine years later. 35 weeks pregnant with our second. Just spent the day at the hospital ruling out preterm later with nothing ready for this baby (yeah, yeah, second child) and today sure felt like a disaster.

My roommate and I started sleeping together. DON’T. I blame National Tequila Day.

After my abusive, mentally ill ex-husband left, I decided that I needed to figure out who I was. Obviously the only reasonable way to do that was to join OKC. I was COMPLETELY uninterested in actually dating people, I just wanted to see what was out there and what I would talk about other than being a mom and taking…

I always forget what she’s an heiress of! What a weird small world (with an awful lot of wretched people).

1) “the chain also took a hit when the owner of Topshop, Sir Philip Green...”.

If they've been there long enough, they might be rent controlled. 

Spring break my senior year of college, I went with a church group to Houston and we did some cleaning and maintenance at a day care, tutored some kids in an after-school program, talked with elderly people at a dementia care facility and worked at a food bank.

As somebody who lives in Brooklyn and has had to deal with a regular-old apartment building getting built a few doors down, not some Belle Epoque monstrosity, I tend to have some sympathy for people living next to this nightmare. The rats, in particular, are a huge problem. On the other hand, anybody who lives on 69th…

holy shit this video is longer than 45 minutes? I haven’t, and won’t, be clicking on it to play it.

She’s a dancer and singer with pretty cute songs/music videos. She’s parlayed it into the whole bow empire but Mini Pie fell in love with the songs first. It’s definitely little girl/tween stuff (Mini Pie is 5) so it will be interesting to see if she can pivot when she’s older.