I don't know about you, but as a person who cycles and drives regularly, on the roads, I don't see nearly as much flagrant disregard of traffic laws from cyclists as people like you claim. I've probably seen like two fixie hipsters blow red lights and that's about it. And that's because of the physics of riding a…

I don't excuse or particularly like cyclists that blow lights and act like a pan in the ass, but that part about "all the rights"? Yeah, we do have 'em. Love the all-caps, too. Nothing else says "impotent rage" quite the same way.

Let's not confuse professional cyclists on a closed course with obnoxious hipster couriers on brake-less fixed gear bikes.