User name’s not wrong.

I feel like there’s no way that Mona-Lisa Saperstein wasn’t expressly created to torture the people of Pawnee.

There really needs to be a word for when something is so accurate that you can’t tell if it’s satire or not.

This Adam Smith guy needs to read his own books! After all, he’s the one who said, “consumption is the sole end and purpose of all production.”

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

He wants to wipe out scoliosis in the black community.

Yeah, Christine Sinclair.

Wow. Shots fired.

Tibia honest, I didn’t think of it.

Careful now or they’ll send you to one of those FEMUR detention camps

Clearly you are attempting to be humerus in your description of The President of the United States.

Parappa the Rapper

WCW/nWo Revenge

Congratulations to the newest Deadspin Let’s remember some Baseball guys guys:

Dude, Bud Selig is a hall of famer.

Well it’s a good thing Tiffany Haddish isn’t “medium talent” then!

Is Drew dead

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

I (a man) was doing it doggy style with my ex while I was standing on the floor (she on the bed). In the throes of passion I put a leg up on the bed for better leverage. My aggressive thrusts started to shake up my stomach prompting a fart to bubble up inside me. Forgetting the adage to “never trust a fart”I tried to…

Going down on my girlfriend after eating spicy hot wings was a poor decision.