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This shitshow perpetrated by the NCGA is number two on my “Things I Hate” list.

Hopefully all of Billy’s articles go with it

Mickey Morandini, though this could also be someone cosplaying with a poorly-fitting Kid Rock mask

Well that’s some holy shit

“As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another” -Proverbs 27:17

To be fair, he was only following the FOX business model, though I guess his pivot to “Embrace Dat Ass” was a bit too much

No sweat, everyone; Doc knows how to rebuild after watching something burn down

So much for “Lincoln 2"

After all she’s doing for the city, Ariana will be able to lick any Mancunian doughnut she damn well pleases

120 Pixie Sticks. 2 hours.

I feel like Jon Hamm’s future is entirely dependent on Tina Fey’s stunt casting

This movie was filmed in little ol’ Sylva, NC, where I went to college. Watching the locals document their interactions with the set and cast on Facebook was a source of immense joy during the bog that was 2016.

“After that, we have to wait nine long months to see Thor: Ragnarok, which opens November 3"

Me, watching the North Carolina legislature

I have seen at least 30 television spots for this movie and yet I can’t help but constantly forgetting this movie exists

If you live in Waco for any length of time, odds are you will be “Antioch’d” in some public space, usually an aisle in HEB. The church sends out teams, oftentimes Baylor students, to meet and pray with anyone and everyone they come across. This process involves them coming up/ambushing you while you are busy comparing

Hearing Wrigley sing is fucking great

This list should just be 25 different clips of Mad Max: Fury Road

Has Tomi Lahren disemboweled and fertilized the earth with their smoldering ashes of anyone on staff?

I can’t get my head around Jesus’ stats. It's all Greek to me.