Aw man, did Cian block you on twitter?

“GRRM has no pages” is simultaneously Marchman’s best and worst take. It’s definitely not true and is very silly, while at the same time being absolutely true and emotionally devastating.

Bill Simmons and his stans: the kings of Not Even Mad

It will be nice to see him in the role, but it did totally blow the chance for a The Wire reunion. It would have been kind of fun if Les Miserables had been Stringer chasing down Mc Nulty for twenty odd years.

“It’s funny to hear a female write about concussions.”

“John 11:35" right below it would have sealed the deal.

Say this for my generation, sure we may not have done much to prevent the slow decline of our civilization or stave off the imminent environmental catastrophe that will imperil our grandchildren but...we made some fucking funny signs.

that their neighbors kind of hate them, including one legendary rich lady who stood in her front yard in a fur coat, drinking wine and watching protesters dancing and “twerking on top of an SUV”

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

• RIDING HIS HORSE WHEN HE FELL OFF AND WAS STEPPED ON BY HORSE ON PENIS

Here’s to you, Daulerio.

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.

Christmas Shoes tho

a thing? they’ve been together for 16 and have led a quiet, private life. Maybe more celebs should take note.

Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete

SPOILERS

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

I for one welcome my new dong smashing overlord.