This is the equivalent of trading in a 16 year old Toyota pick-up truck for a previously returned Power Wheels Jeep from Toys R Us.

We have plenty to criticize that doesn’t go after her looks. Be better.

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

The lowest form of life. Stop.

Fake news. When was the last time Fellaini did anything with his feet?

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Mad pooper in a landslide mudslide.

milk, cream and butter are in every white recipe. It goes without saying.

She’s great but no way. The cast is perfect from top to bottom. Even small side demons.

Eleanor and Tahani, you mean.

You mean, show starring the amazing D’Arcy Carden as Janet and some other random people renewed for third season.

Perhaps you need to raise your bar for what constitutes a bright spot.

This is the correct take.
Give me wax-sealed reliquiaries or give me death!

He’s IRL Pastor Casey

I’ve already been flamed regarding my (correct) option of Reese’s Pieces today, so I shall refrain from telling y’all what I think of Dave Matthews.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Those poor people look so sad, like a couple of cagED raCCooNs.