No, no, no. It’s ok for Harbaugh to recruit teens.

jiggling your gigi, screaming mimi, flouring your biscuit...

Technically speaking, this doesn’t really matter a lick. This is very much a Portuguese B-team competing against an America C-team, and we’re so far away from the U.S. playing games that actually matter that nothing that happens on the pitch...

He, like many, probably lost faith in this website after Clark the Cub failed to clear 75% in the 2014 Hall of Fame vote.

Dress code is all grays.

Former wrestler/sex-tape haver Terry Bollea and “email inventor” Shiva Ayyadurai.

The guy’s email address is “cncr@verizon.net”

Stop pettifogging the issue, you accursed mountebank.

Advanced analytics taking over Gawker Media Group. As a long-time reader I have to admit

“The National Anthem” is a song by the English rock band Radiohead, and the third track from their fourth studio album, Kid A. The song is moored to a repetitive bassline, has a processed electronic production and develops in a direction influenced by jazz. The song was written by Radiohead, who co-produced it with Nig…

White person: *looks in mirror, punches it*

Very poor choice of explicative words to make your point. Not a very good writer are you. You need to be fired.

Man, white people do -not- like to be reminded they’re white.

Really impressed with how much hate mail Lauren has gotten in such a short time, she’s one to keep an eye on.

Counterpoint: replay is good, and has not “poisoned” American sports. Because getting the right call on a key play is worth a minute or two of our lives.

The issue with VAR is that decisions in soccer are rarely based on simple binary questions. Goal-line technology works well because the question is “did the entire ball cross the line?” Rendering decisions on penalties or cards is different, because the question becomes something like “did the contact in this incident…

Wait — do you hear that??

tagging him with the “failure to disclose a medical condition” designation.

*Grabs popcorn to watch owners implode*

This is the purest desire I’ve ever felt in my life to see both sides lose.