This reads like it belongs in “Deep Thoughts” by Jack Handey, and I love it.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Halladay was one of those guys who had the throwback asthetics without the faux-toughness and bitching about how things aren’t like they used to be. He just went out and fucking dominated, then got on with the rest of his life until he went back out five days later and did it again. Man, he was good.

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

Josh Gordon Says He Got Drunk Before Every Browns Game

In reading the interview, Gordon’s saying the things you want to see from a recovering addict, and it rings sincere. This has the potential to be a great redemption story, and I wish him well for his own sake.

Have you watched it since watching The Crown? It’s really interesting! There are little moments that remind me so much of the show. Like when she’s listening to her mother’s advice about how to handle this and she immediately calls Tony to do the opposite of that advice. There were lots of those moments in the show.

He’s butt.

Genuinely fascinated why you grouped the Conan horse story in with those other two...

- The National Anthem before NFL games

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

Why aren’t white people tired of seeing the next generation make a permanent record of their shitty behavior? Where are the white community leaders to set a positive example for their children?

LANDED WRONG AND ITS FUCKING TURNED 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND HES SCREAMING AND EVERYONE WALKS AWAY HOLDING THEIR STOMACH. HES DEAD. HE FUCKJNG DIED

Macklemore is jealous of the attention Eminem got for his anti-Trump bit.

Can he coach soccer too?

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.

Cool, we now have our own “runs past a teammate hug to go hug different teammates” guy. I had been jealous of Portugal, but no more.

His hat trick was the first hat trick by any U.S. player in the knockout stage of a World Cup at any level.

When I said I felt sad for Harvey Weinstein I thought it was clear the meaning