lol Taylor Swift as Eustace Scrub is perhaps the single most accurate characterization of her.

Luanne Platter (KotH)

Ryan Giggs and Roy Keane could have easily walked on to any GB starting XI.

Actually, taking shots at Alabama, Clemson, and sociology majors just made him at least one friend.

I’m exactly Cline’s age and played with 90% of the toys/games he vomited up in that tome, and I was overcome with self-loathing around the book’s 4th list of entertainment detritus. It was like 459 pointless Family Guy references, but without laughs. Or exactly like 459 pointless Family Guy references.

Weird, because I know him from Fifa and he sucks.

Hey, look — it’s an article about Barca!

Yeah it’s almost like people don’t know that 15 of the 19 [REDACTED] on [REDACTED] who flew [REDACTED] into [REDACTED] were from [REDACTED].

Oh fuck off. “Hey, this good black football player must be like this other good black football player who murdered people”

RGIII holding on line two for you.

Danny McBride needs some work.

15-1? I thought they went 14-2?

I’ll fight you.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

You have no idea what you’re talking about. Neil deMause is one of the best-respected writers in the U.S. on the subject of franchise economics and stadium finance. He’s been covering this subject for decades, in greater detail than just about anyone. His book, Field of Schemes, was on the leading edge of covering the…

Say it with me: Nick Offerman cameo, Nick Offerman cameo, Nick Offerman cameo, Nick Offerman cameo

This all reminds me of how fucking angry and annoyed I am at Susan Sarandon.

does anyone actually want/need the will and grace reboot back in their lives (having said that, yes, i always support Megan Mullally making money)

I propose that Redford go straight into the Deadspin HOF for that Photoshop. Genius.

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