“Environmentally-conscious bottled water”

His jokes suck, but this line...

Whaaat. Her acting has always been fine. Her character has been a little shallow, but definitely not at a mean girl level.

I’m deeply hesitant to give atheistic assholes of the Maher/Dawkins variety a pass, and I think the argument that religion is the root of our problems kinda does that.

It’s a “See who hates you versus who hates you even MORE.” kind of survey situation.

What did I just attempt to read??

Just think, if Antonio Gates misses that one scrimmage, he might get injured a week earlier than usual and then the chargers will go 4-12 instead of 5-11 like they always do.

Well there is a murderer sitting at the table.

Yes.

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

Six weeks. The SNL writers must have blue balls already.

Me, reading that last paragraph:

“One Day She’ll Darken” is inspired by the autobiography of Fauna Hodel, a white woman who was given up by her teenage birth mother and ended up being raised in an African American family

Eat Arby’s.

100% of Hollow_Logs didn’t know J.D. Power did anything other than award every car every award.

If you’re going to say this, at least put in the effort to refute or at least acknowledge the explanation that is contained in the article you didn’t read:

Maybe the best US players should just go to Europe to play against the best every day instead of the MLS.

All trophies are meaningless when you really think about it, man.