Barry is great at covering the NHL (I still don’t get how people bitch about deadspin’s lack of hockey coverage.)

This isn’t terrible, as much as I don’t like Dwight Howard. Charlotte had nobody who averaged more than seven boards last year, and Dwight can certainly give them help there. He doesn’t touch the ball all that much these days, although he can still be a threat in the post, but it’s not like Marco and Miles did a lot…

“The last hitter who hit .400 is dead and gone. There isn’t going to be another of those.”

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

“My son already ate his ass up twice,”

I read that his name was Grayson and was unsurprised by his take.

The 27th and 28th pick aren’t getting packaged for a top 10 pick unless that package also includes the 11th pick. Then you might be able to get the 10th.

I’m trying to transpose this ultra-rich-getting-ultra-richer current NBA model on the NBA of my youth, and it all ends with Hakeem (and the expiring contract of Sleepy Floyd) going to Boston in 1988 for Joe Kleine and the rights to Brian Shaw and Dino Radja.

Heaven Knows, Donnarumma thinks he’s Hot Stuff so when he finally Feels Love from another club and has his Last Dance at San Siro it’ll be No More Tears for Milan.

Are they sure a soccer-specific stadium would fly in Kentucky? That’s practically three steps away from Sharia Law...

Is this also the place where we’ll be talking about the fact that shower sex/showering together is the fucking worst?

OMG JOLIE IS BACK!!!!

that katherine heigl blog post is chock full of REALLY HELPFUL STUFF, you guys.

I know that this comment is very old—like you, most likely—but I hope that you’re still around to read this: Dogshit is better than you.

Nah, it’s a Holocaust joke. I won’t go there. But here’s one that’s borderline...

In free agency Blake Bortles would be picked up within a week for $15 million a year. Colin Kaepernick would still be waiting by the phone.

Character actor: Leslie Jordan

Jeff Sessions is caught stonewallin’. That said, he’ll never be caught dead at Stonewall In’

“Who will stand beside Michael Bradley in Russia?

Can he try and fail to dribble past 5 defenders? Then after he’s stripped of the ball can he get a stupid yellow chasing down the guy who dispossessed him?