Word on the street is you have to show twig and berries if you want to work with Elmo on Sesame Street.

Annie’s Boobs is outraged.

The Deadspin staff is a bunch of Channing Fryes convincing the other Channing Fryes that they’re not the Channing Frye.

The “church” isn’t one entity. There are plenty of religious groups that have rejected the oppressive bullshit. I don’t know exactly what denomination she identifies​ with so I can’t speak to her alignment with her church.

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

Tottenham’s growing wealth and brilliant management that has produced probably the best coached young group of budding stars in the league

With my own beloved Capitals washed out of the playoffs once again, my rooting interests are:

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

Richard is low-key the best character on television.

Imagine a world where all disputes are handled in the form of Pokemon battles.

Any chance of getting a guest post from Greg Howard on all this?

I am doxing here but fuck him

My post football game meal was typically two large pizzas, a two liter of Coke and a box of twinkles. Kept the same weight within 5 pounds all 4 years of high school.

I haven’t watched ESPN in seven years, but I will never not like Kenny Mayne.

But just taking him at his word means there are a bunch of white cowards and racists living here, because no one stood up to the guy.

EARL THE PEARL OR GTFO

Not only can you join them, you’ve just been named the starting pitcher for Friday.