There was a show people were talking about like a year ago that was “outdoorsman goes to work for outdoors magazine only to find it all staffed by sissy liberal millennials using ipads who don’t know how to be rugged and are out of touch with being outdoorsy even though they write he magazine” or something.

I’d help!

No tolerance for dirty players.

AHHHHH

I too think it is hilariously hypocritical the way people have different reactions to varying stories.

I just want you filthy people to wash your legs. We’ll worry about scents at a later date.

I guess that finally gets Anna Benson off the hook, huh?

If someone asks you a question — any question — that begins with “Who won the,” your wild-ass guess should never be “North Korea.”

If there’s one thing the kids love these days, it’s Barney Miller references.

“...I’m older (26) and alone”

“uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”

Also, how the fuck is Alyssa not the #1 Milano in the ranking? The fuck kinda bullshit is this?

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

It bothers me every time I see people say this, because for every mega-church pastor driving home in a Rolls, there are 100 small churches like mine hosting Monday afternoon dinners for homeless folks, collecting funds to pay a single-mother’s light bill, and letting gay teens do really earnest interpretive dances…

The degree to which sportswriters perennially downplay Serena’s utter domination of modern tennis is a scandal.

Ass-sperm. Heh.

“Jonathan Groff once made [Lea Michele] laugh so hard, she peed herself before singing in front of Obama.”

Just wanted to say that I found your “wasabi” autocorrect delightful.

She’s from a decidedly blue collar family—somewhat prosperous but still very much proletarian—and there’s some not-subtle comparison of the class distinction between her family and the adoptive parents’.