As a Cubs fan I immediately demand that Schwarber knock this the hell off. The man hits like Babe Ruth. He could play left field in a lawn chair for all I care.

dank

Liverpool and City already have more points, less matches to play,

Oh, the Trump Foundation?

TRAGDOOOOORRR TRAGGDOOOOORRRR

I don’t even speak to my republican coworkers after one fucker told me “I guess you’ll be moving back to somalia now” on November 9th. I work at a nonprofit in Silicon Valley and have never lived in HOA.

Lots of us can be outraged about something and still laugh at a decently cracked joke about how shitty Ross Douthat’s kids are.

“And again, Liverpool’s remaining fixtures are a relative breeze: Bournemouth, Stoke, West Brom, Crystal Palace, Watford, Southampton, West Ham, and Middlesbrough.”

“I am resigning from this job because of an interview I gave to a documentary that details actions that were fully known to Southwestern Christian University when they hired me.”

As an Asian American woman, I’m glad I’m being represented in politics.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

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A grim email I got yesterday.

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

his first two major league at-bats since 2013. He broke his foot in the game in which he took them.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Speaking of human sexuality courses: a friend had a class at UT with Vince Young and when the professor asked one day for people’s ideas of foreplay, Vince said “that’s like sucking on titties and what not”