1. They are muppets. But they aren’t Muppets.

The response from the N.C. Democratic Party was beautiful.

The twist in your comment is oddly specific.

I always wondered how Tevez thrived playing alongside Rooney considering that neither one of them speaks English.

Michael Owen has only ever watched 8 films in his entire life

And has never read a book

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

Good to see Mourinho finally showing Juan Mata some love.

...because a huge underdog was forced to rely on a retired player?

This is the joke though.

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.

Wayne’s World 2 is fucking garbage.

Counterpoint: Clerks 2 fucking sucks.

Gordon Bombay, is that you?

Old habits die hard, I guess. But if the team really wanted this behavior to change, shouldn’t they have named themselves Atlanta Delta?

rather than getting that new iPhone that they just love and they want to go spend hundreds of dollars on, maybe they should invest it in their own healthcare.

I only clicked on it because of this comment and am filled with regret.

I don’t get the Hiddleston hate. Especially here. The man is on a promo tour for his movie. Talk about his movie, for Pete’s sake. If you want to talk about his love life, call his agent/publicist/whatever and set up an interview about that. Don’t get upset that he is upset that you talk about his private life when…

It is so maddening that a tax credit is supposed to help pay for things. I make so little a tax credit will do zero to help me. It’s such a privileged political ploy.

You are Sasha Farts.