he takes his america like he takes his steak, llst.

I really, really like this guy.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

This is great to see. BOTH boys can be hers and there’s no fighting necessary.

“These people have awful names.”

Obscure to white Americans, perhaps.

she lowkey sucks

I truly needed that calm Brit to politely guide me through the proceedings. Let’s all be thankful El Niño is stable, and that Ray Hudson wasn’t doing the color commentary (“...a tragisteeeeerial collision!”).

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I’d go with “Deserted Island.”

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

2nd all time in yards, 3rd all time in TD. He could be locker room AIDS, never mind cancer. He belongs in the HOF. End of story.

Whoa now. Polian built the Bills team that went to 4 straight Super Bowls, and 5 of 6 Conference Championships. He was really, really good at his job.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

Bill knows that Marvin killed it every time he was on the field, and was never gun shy about taking guys out over the middle.

The price of admission is 100 percent to the GM, 100 percocet to the owner.

When you’ve been fighting with Warren Beatty over who gets to announce the Best Picture winner and you think you’ve won the argument but then he knowingly lets you read from the wrong envelope:

Here just to say Penn Badgley and Domino Kirke apparently had their wedding reception at the same Brooklyn restaurant I had mine at. This is entirely useless information but my husband doesn’t recognize either name so when I blurted it to him just now I got a blank stare instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯