Basically you have the progressive and economically successful Triangle (Raleigh, Chapel Hill, and Durham) and Charlotte area fighting against the rest of the shit hole. So the General Assembly has to gerrymander the fuck out of the state to keep power in the Assembly. And McCrory is a fucking dipshit fuckboy loser.

We’re fucked.

Were those Tampa teams supremely talented?

Not “hot” so much as “supremely stupid,” in my opinion.

Craig Sager was the only white man who could get away with dressing like the Bishop Don Magic Juan every single day. Legend.

Fortunately, Colin Cowherd is a barely sentient sack of hog prostates.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

I sense a second role for Tom Cruise, Character Actor:

I’m pretty sure she is dead.

“She adds, “He’s a very transparent guy. Everyone can see what he’s doing...”

im sorry, you dont know fonzworth bentley? puff daddys former umbrella holder? please educate yourself on early 2000s pop culture

Kind of brightened my morning to see Fonzworth back in the news, tbh

thats haht...

Holy shit.

JESUS CHRIST.

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

Sydney Ellen Wade is everything.

Bomani Jones is a quality sports fan

Josh Brolin, you did not deserve Diane Lane.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.