Wow, you’re a moron.

“Der na ner na ner na ner ner ner” is exactly how the vocalization of that tune has gone in my brain for as long as I’ve been alive, fuck you for being inside my head. Have a star.

JH to KG:

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

God I’m gonna miss Barry O

This week

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

When you realize Wall is not enough to have success in Washington

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

Who cares. Please take it to Groupthink.

No matter what you believe, this is nonsense.

But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

Black president

Drew just opened himself up to a slew of hate concerning his physical appearance from Trump and his supporters.

And on the seventh day, he created his hottest take of all.

Every time I almost feel sorry for Indians fans I see pictures like that one woman gingerly clutching her Chief Wahoo board and then I’m just so happy they lost. Fuck them.

Some perspective on how historic this is: