The rules have changed since when Tom Brady started his career. Come to think of it, the hit that got Newton fired up is similar to the one that knocked Brady out for the entire 2008 season. All Newton did was demand that the current rules be enforced for him.

“Consider a White Sox bar!”

As a lifelong Cubs fan, no adult says Cubbies. Don’t do that to yourself.

Spoiler alert: these assholes are voting for Trump.

“What do you think I’ve been doing over here?” — Trump

Remember, when someone can use the r-word and still have the moral highground against you.... you are truly an asshole (or taking an asshole position).

Holy shit am I excited to watch Rick Ross talk about Mo Vaughn!

fixed.

When Trump said he was going to stop holding back and implied he would start being even more of an asshole, I didn’t really think it was possible. I was wrong!

Sounds more like National Treasure 3 IMO.

Not surprising that we would see such calculated bomb dropping from a Macnamara.

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Oh shut the fuck up. “I just really hate American soccer culture” is quite possibly the most insufferable thing I’ve ever read.

Really disappointed Fat Sam won’t get to stave off relegation with this England team in 2018.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Honey, I’ve lived in Brooklyn and worked in Manhattan for almost two decades. I haven’t listened to the radio in years...and yet I hear music outside, on t.v., etc. that I would not choose to listen to. Lol, love that you tried to do the “I’m a New Yorker” dazzle on me, though. I’m with you--I try not to go many…

Wendy’s because it has Frosties.