Our house, in the middle cars i keep.

hold up. is it left . . . and . . . right hand drive? oh, jeez. i wonder if he has two.

@etimy: facebook? it's a trap.

@Baby Beater Benz: *picks up jaw*

@Baby Beater Benz: was it because you offered the old man who owned it $4000 and he refused to sell it to you?

at least these fools weren't holding the camera sideways.

i am sorry, but water and sand sounds more like mud. it's dry mud. which is dirt. nice dirt.

deathu by rynching?

@burrell.jamie: yeah, because it's the only factor involved. forget poverty rates, education, culture. you just keep on keepin' on.

@RodofGod: oh, but i did mean it. good work and i agree it looks like a resume.

and holy geez. someone get someone with some photoshop skills to xray that paper and mirror it. let's see what it says!!!

there also seems to be a second mic up by the 3.5 jack. and where are the ports? does it have hdmi out? c'mon people. take better spy shots.

@newtype: i love the sound of muffled cries.

yeah, i know her number. it's 913 - 51 . . . wait a minute.

hmmm, they moved the back speaker. i wonder why?

@Tim_Ballard: euro what? anybody knows what this guy is talking about?

@The_Cuttlefish_of_Cthulhu: alcohol isn't recreational. friggin' amateur.

i don't have a problem with the way canned beer taste — it's the way it pours into your mouth i don't like. drinking from bottles is my preferred way of consumption. even above draft.

@Edix: patents, unlike auto insurance, are not so easy.

alright, i am gonna wait till the holiday season and then i am gonna unleash the fury. suing every store for disregarding my long standing patent for standing/queueing i/on line while waiting for a service or to purchase goods. there will be blood.